The Chyna Sex Tape

1 Night in China stars Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman, who in a former career were known as Chyna Doll and X-Pac as part of the World Wrestling Entertainment’s bevy of beefed-up wrestling superstars.

We watch as Sean dives in for his hot lunch, camera wobbling woozily as he contemplates what will likely be his last meal in a porn movie. Joanie’s loins are riddled with razor burn, bruises, zits and ripped to the max from serious squats. It doesn’t take long for the man in the boat to appear from under Joanie’s clitoral hood. (Now I know why there’s such a thing as gawkers’ block on the freeways.)