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Night in China
stars Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman, who in
a former career were known as Chyna Doll and
X-Pac as part of the World Wrestling
Entertainment’s bevy of beefed-up wrestling
superstars.
We
watch as Sean dives in for his hot lunch,
camera wobbling woozily as he contemplates
what will likely be his last meal in a porn
movie. Joanie’s loins are riddled with razor
burn, bruises, zits and ripped to the max
from serious squats. It doesn’t take long
for the man in the boat to appear from under
Joanie’s clitoral hood. (Now I know why
there’s such a thing as gawkers’ block on
the freeways.)
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